Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Is It Just Me?

If you think you're the only one who...

...checks behind the shower curtain when you go in the bathroom...
...watches the garage door close to make sure nobody sneaks under at the last minute...
...can't let any part of your body hang over the bed at night...
...has to check every possible space a human could fit in the house when you're all by yourself at night...
...who looks for more fries in the bag and is excited when there is...
...who leans as far as possible without getting out of bed when you drop something...
...will eat something that fell on the floor when no one is around...
...randomnly bursts into song or funny accents when you think you're alone...
...forgets people's names the minute you hear them...
...runs as fast as possible up the stairs when it's dark...
...always corrects people's grammar in their mind...
...who stares at a fridge and pantry full of food but can't find anything to eat...
...stares at a packed closet of clothes and can't find anything to wear...
...gets more cleaning done in the 10 minutes before someone comes over than all week...
...has shoved dirty dishes in your oven so they won't be seen...
...has to learn the same life lesson over and over...
...feels okay eating candy because it's fruit flavored or has nuts in it...
...who is so funny you should have your own tv show...
...wishes there was an 'undo' shortcut for life...
...thinks that they aren't as a good a friend to others as others are to them..
...checks out books from the library when you still have books at home you haven't read...
...feels completely safe at night under a blanket...

...you're not alone.

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