Thursday, February 21, 2013

Is It Just Me Too?

If you think you're the only one who...

...measures things with your arms and fingers instead of getting a tape measure...
...pretends to get the joke but you really don't...
...cringes when you hear a recording of your voice that doesn't sound at all like the plesant sounding voice you think you have...
...instantly dislikes someone you just met for no good reason...
...can't find anything to say to the person that everyone loves to be around...
...feels a compulsion to like/comment on other's blogs/posts on facebook because no one else has...
...thinks they are better friends to others than others are to them...
...is worried there will be an emergency when you're in the shower and you'll have to face it naked...
...thinks your thighs are instantly larger when you sit down...
...spends half a movie trying to figure out where you know an actor from...
...presses an elevator button more than once hoping it will speed things up...
...thinks of the perfect things to say after an arguement...
...smiles or laughs at things people say when it really hurt you instead...
...hates it when people say, "Hi, how are you doing?" but they don't really care or listen...
...thinks things sound much better in your head then what comes out of your mouth...
...finally just says, "Oh, yeah." after saying, "what?" three times
...pretended to have a text or phone call to avoid an awkward moment...
...has had a five minute standoff with a spider while yelling for someone to come kill it...
...has to push the buttons on toys that say "Try me!"...
...wakes up mad at someone because of a dream...
...accidentally looks when someone tells you not to look...
...always gets in what looks like the shortest line only to have it take twice as long as the others...
...tells other people their babies/kids/pets are so cute when you don't think they really are...
...can't think of anything to say when someone asks you to talk about yourself...
...is the only person laughing in a movie...

...you are not alone.

2 comments:

  1. Loved both of these posts! I kept thinking- haha, that's totally me!

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  2. Hahaha! So funny! Most of these are me too except for the spider and the shower ;>

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